(to the tune of "Space Cowboy")
Here he comes, my friend Jerome
And everybody's talkin' bout, his newest stuff
Is this the beginnin or beginning of the end
My mind is such a mess my friend
See I've got a glaze in my eyes
I'm feeling just like I can fly
I really don't think I should try to drive
Just pass me the pipe I'm getting high
If you wanna fly
Come and take a hit off my crackpipe
Off my crackpipe baby
If you wanna fly
Come and take a hit off my crackpipe
Off my crackpipe baby
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We don't need these advisories
Telling us drugs are bad
Cuz paranoid is now the way I live my life from day to day
All this shit playing tricks on my mind
Don't be afraid at all
Cuz once you'll do it once you'll want more of that 8 ball
Put your mind and your body to the test
You'll be so freaking hyper you won't need no rest
If you wanna fly
Come and take a hit off my crackpipe
Off my crackpipe baby
If you wanna fly
Come and take a hit off my crackpipe
Off my crackpipe baby
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Boom! And nothing's ever gonna stop me
Born to shoot up, get high until the cops see
Nothing to fear
the goods are all here
Jeromes been hooking me up for like 5 years
You can't ever be scared
Just be prepared
Against all odds the needles ready do you dare?
To smoke this crack
And get high like me
If people get suspicious blame it all on coffee
Space cadet my mind is blown
It ain't no question
Ready or not I've done a lot
And lost preception
Get the phone I'm running low on supply
Need some quick because I'm losing my high
(Repeat Chorus)